February 2012
177 posts
I am the worst.
If you intend to flirt with me on facebook, that’s fine.
But don’t ask me a million questions about myself.
This is not a quiz.
You can talk about things.
I am not interested in you but I don’t want to be a twat and ignore you because you’re a nice guy but I feel obligated to answer all of these shitty questions but then I don’t want to know anything about you...
nudityandnerdery:
harlay-quinne:
what if you had never joined tumblr
think about that
think of all the people you’d never have met
think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched
That’s kinda depressing.
I probably would have a lot more IRL friends.
Steve Martin's Book
goshyeahben:
For those who haven’t heard, I received my complimentary copy of Steve Martin’s new book on Friday. Here it is:
‘But why?’ you ask. Well, take a look for yourself, right here on Page 43:
That’s right, assholes! MY tweet, right there in print. Hee-YAH!
And any of you who didn’t automatically recognize my Twitter-name, lemme tell ya you are missin’ out!
Nice one, Ben!
Tonight’s jam
Well, That's Just Great: My agnostic dilemma →
wellthatsjustgreat:
Tragedy occurs.
Well meaning people say, “I’m so sorry! You’re in my prayers!”
Translated by me, “I plan to do nothing to actually help in any way. But I will take ten seconds and think, ‘Boy oh boy! I hope things work out for that person.’”
I know people mean well, but it just feels like one…
I feel the same way when someone writes things like “*hugs*”...
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happynesslovescompany asked: Maybe you're sub-consciously bi-curious?
An article on Oddly Titled Books, which is Quite... →
goshyeahben:
My personal favourite: Living With Crazy Buttocks
The Great Singapore Penis Panic.
The Great Singapore Penis Panic.
The Great Singapore Penis Panic.
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OKAY WHATEVER IT'S COOL I'LL POST IT.
SEXY LADIES UNDER THE BREAK.
The worst dilemma.
For the first time in my life last night, I drew something “racy”. Well, the first time in my life I can remember, which is questionable, I had a phase in my mid-teens that might’ve been a bit awkward around that area. That doesn’t count.
Anyway, it was my first attempt as well at more complex figure drawings and I was really pleased with the result. I posted it on...
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“omg billy crystal is so funny”
– no one (via isitscary)
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goshyeahben:
Many of our leaders are inadequate!
Money makes for bad decisions!
Sometimes family members are not the greatest!
The film industry is surprisingly uncreative!
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Learning stuff
I think the biggest lesson I’m learning about mastering depression right now is learning how to pull my own metaphorical head out of my own metaphorical ass.
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What is your idea of the perfect first date?
The date means nothing. It could be awkward, painful, romantic, sloppy, it could be wonderful.
The only answer to a perfect first date is a perfect walk home. The kind you dread to end and beg to finish, those 15 minutes that drag and fly, a time line red hot with anticipation and fear and excitement.
Give someone that and they’ll remember you more.
Ask me anything! For realz.
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Any Good songs or bands other people should check...
Girl in a Coma should be more well known throughout the universe.
Ask me anything! For realz.
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Cookie?
How did you know my stripper name?
Ask me anything! For realz.
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Why would people asking things on Formspring be...
I’ve never said they would be, but that doesn’t mean I’ll answer whatever shows up in either of those inboxes!
Ask me anything! For realz.
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You are unbelievably unequivocally...
Oh, that’s nice! Thanks person from 5 months ago!
Ask me anything! For realz.
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1) what’s your name?
2) how old are you?
3)...
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